🚨 Attention all dads who take their "throne time" seriously 🚨
This bright yellow 11oz mug is a certified masterpiece of dad humor. Featuring a bear rocking a cap, sneakers, and zero shame, scrolling his phone while handling important business, this mug screams “I make executive decisions from the porcelain palace”.
💛 Bold, unapologetic, and built for dads who know that the best ideas (or worst fantasy football trades) happen on the loo.
Why You Need It:
✔️ Premium ceramic—because your coffee deserves better than a paper cup
✔️ Gift-worthy—Father’s Day, birthdays, or just an appreciation of dad excellence.
If you’re not gifting this to a dad who understands the sacred ritual of scrolling while seated, then honestly, what are you even doing with your life? 😏
Let me know if you need even more punchy flair—I'm always down to amp up the attitude!